Shakespeare

I love Shakespeare.  Shakespeare is brilliant, he knows how girls think, how they act and what they like in a guy.  He writes about  guys who most of the time,  know exactly how to romance a girl, yet he still captures the somewhat care-free and simpleness of a guy's mind.  Guys think: girls, food, and um girls.  And in Shakespeare the men always act that same way.  Not only is Shakespeare a relationship expert but he is a comic genius as well.  His writing can make anyone laugh and knows how to entertain.  He uses his amazing vocabulary to draw out tales about  love-sick people, crazy people, arrogant people and his writing makes our vocab seem useless.  Shakespeare, give him a shot!